May the Fourth Be With You… Oh Holiest of Holies, today is the day Star Wars fans across the galaxy come together to celebrate all things Jedi, Sith, or otherwise from the Galaxy Far Far Away. To help you celebrate, we’ve combed the internet to find coolest Star Wars stuff out there. Here are our 5 favorites!


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Millennium Falcon Cutting Board

Stay geeky while you make dinner with this Millennium Falcon cutting board. Also, we had no idea how to spell “millennium.” So we learned something today.


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Han In Carbonite Beer Fridge

It pains us to put this so low on the list. There is just something so cool about having your very own Han In Carbonite fridge, keeping the beers icy in the man cave. Because you know your lady won’t let you keep it in the kitchen.


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Han Shot First T-Shirt

Han is a bad-ass. You knew it the first time you saw him non-nonchalantly blast Greedo just for running his stupid Rodian mouth. And there is nothing anyone can do to change that.


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Greedo Shot First T-Shirt

Incorrect! George Lucas doesn’t make mistakes (other then Jar Jar.) He made that change for a reason, and he deserves your support. Show it, with this Greedo Shot First t-shirt!


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The Death Star Ice Sphere Mold

There is nothing, in this galaxy or any other, cooler than an ice cold drink, kept cold with your very own Death Star ice sphere. And since there is a low surface to mass ratio, it will melt slowly, keeping your drink cooler, longer, without getting watery. Science!


So there you have it. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook for the latest and greatest stuff.

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It’s sunny and warm today at Greedie.com HQ and Spring is in the air, but if you are anything like us, you know that Winter Is Coming. And it arrives this Sunday, April 24 at 9:00PM Eastern. So prepare yourself for the Game of Thrones Season 6 premier and check out our favorite GoT gear!


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Hand Of The King Wax Seal Kit

Snapchat and texting are passe’. If you really want to send a message, dip your quill in ink, write on a scroll, seal it with your very own Hand of The King wax seal, and send a raven.


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The Iron Throne Toilet Decal Sticker

Turn your throne into The Throne and rule over your own Seven Kingdoms from the comfort of your bathroom. With your pants down.


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Longclaw Umbrella

Sometimes it rains. Sometimes you need a Valyrian Steel blade to take down a White Walker. In either case, you’ll be ready with the Longclaw Umbrella.


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Dinner Is Coming Apron

You are not the Lord Commander of The Night’s Watch. But you can be Lord Commander of dinner. So put on this fine piece of kitchen armor to protect yourself from drips and splatter, and get cooking.


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Your very own F’ing Iron Throne!

Its no longer available, and that’s a huge shame, but back in 2013 prior to GoT Season 3 HBO was offering a full size Iron Throne for the low, low price of just $30,000. They didn’t sell a single one. Still, this. Is. Awesome.


Bonus Stuff

Happy Days, The Best of Robson & Jerome – That’s right, Bronn was a pop star.

A Song of Ice and Fire – The Complete Boxed Set – Read the books, people.

 

That’s all we’ve got. Got more Game of Thrones stuff? We’d love to see it! And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook for the latest and greatest stuff.boardboard

Today is National Grilled Cheese Day. We had no idea such a thing existed, but we’re glad it does. In honor of such an important day, we’ve conducted a completely unscientific study to select our 5 favorite grilled cheese makers! Essentially, we just searched around the web for some really cool stuff. So anyway, here they are.


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The Cheesus Grilled Cheese Maker

Yes. This right here is a grilled cheese maker that toasts the face of Jesus into every gooey sandwich. No, we don’t see it either. We never do. But the idea is just too cool.


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The Peanuts Grilled Cheese Maker

Short of the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine that we all had in 1983, this is the best Snoopy related kitchen appliance ever.


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The Smart Planet Grilled Cheese Toaster

Because grilling a grilled cheese sandwich is for suckers. In the future, we’ll all toast our grilled cheese sandwiches. And we’ll use specially made grilled cheese toasters like this one. We’ll also grill our french fries, toast our baked potatoes, and fry our toaster strudels. Actually, that last one sounds pretty good.


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The Vollrath 40795 21″ x 9″ Dual Grooved Top & Bottom Panini Sandwich Grill

lts huge. Its got all the settings you could possible imagine. Its also restaurant quality, and costs $700. If you can’t make a top notch grilled cheese sandwich with this, than you flat out can’t make a top notch grilled cheese sandwich.


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The Darth Vader Waffle Maker

Ok. So its small. Not particularly powerful. It may even be a piece of junk. Its not even a grilled cheese maker – its a waffle iron. But its a Darth Vader waffle iron, and you can make a grilled cheese in it. When your sandwich has a Dark Lord of the Sith toasted into it, that pretty much closes the deal.


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